Patama Quotes

Funny Patama quotes

TEH! CLEAVAGE MO! PARANG IRON MAN 3, NOW SHOWING. 

(Nagri-ring ang telepono) 

AMO: Inday, Sagutin mo ang telepono baka kabit yan ng Sir mo! 
INDAY: Si Ma'am talaga...pinapaselos ako! 

(Sa tindahan..) 

Bata: tok tok! tao po? 
Tindera: Ano yun? Bata: Ate, may asin kayo? 
Tindera: oo, meron. 
Bata: kami din. :))

(Sosyal, nakiinom sa baryo) 
GIRL:Where galing your water? 
LOLA:Sa ilog iha! 
GIRL: Eew,NAIINOM b yan? 
LOLA:Nsa iyo iha kung gusto mo NGUYAIN! 

#quotes

Tears are unspoken feelings.
Teenage years = The best and worst times of your life.
Thank you GOD for the endless blessings.
Thank you Mom for everything.
That "nakakatamad talaga" feeling.
That one conversation with you that changed everything between us.
The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.
The best place in the world is inside a hug.
The best relationship is when both of you can act as a lover and a bestfriend.
The hardest part is waking up in the morning and remembering what you had been trying so hard to forget  night.
The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.
The more you care, the more you have to lose.
The more you're hurt, the more you'll change.
The most precious gift you can give someone is the gift of your time and attention.
The past is the past.
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
The saddest situation in a relationship goes when one decided to stop and the other has no choice but to give up.
The word "lucky" is an understatement.
The world is full of nice people.
The worst feeling: Not getting a reply back from someone you really want to talk to.
The worst part about having a person in your life who makes you the happiest is also the person who can hurt you the most.
There are hidden blessings in every struggle we face.
There comes a point in your life when your realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
There's no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.
Things happen for a reason.
Those friends who stay with you 'til the end.
Those memories that you randomly remember and suddenly can't stop smiling.
Time flies so fast.
Times with friends will always be the funniest.
Tired of broken promises.
True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.
Trust no one, but God.
Trusting people is hard these days.